I have no idea what excuse I'm supposed to use for not being able to send my defective GPU back. I know once I get in the chat it'll probably be easy but I like to be prepared, and right now, I'm nowhere close. Saying I can't get to the post office probably won't work, they might send me a box...and the others I've heard about are silly. I need a plausible, reliable excuse to cheese the support rep and get my refund. This will be on Amazon, where I have a great standing and just ordered over $2k in other parts as well as a phone, legitimately. This is the last part I need, so any help you provide will be much appreciated! I hope the answers here help others too. Happy New Year!