[ADVANCED] Get a check up to $1,000

Just like the title says, this method is for ADVANCED users only. If you don’t believe you have the skill to do this, or if you’re afraid of any potential repercussions please don’t read any further.

This method is going to involve exploiting a certain companies policies specifically, you’ll need some decent photoshop skills to pull this off.

1) Contact Duracell via email - you can do so by going to the bottom of their website and hitting “Contact Us”

2) You’re going to need to fill in all of the fields with your REAL information.
Under the product field, you type any Alkaline battery that they produce.

3) Under the “comments” section you are going to do your absolute very best at convincing them that their batteries exploded and caused injury to you or your mom/Dad/daughter/dog/uncle. I will not spoon feed you a message but I’d suggest saying something like “hey, I just put your batteries in my new vibrator and they # causing acidic burns to my butt” or “I just put your batteries in my controller and they # and burned my hands.” Tell them that you had to go to the Doctors/hospital/vet

4) Wait. In a few days you’re going to get a phone call or email asking you if what you said is true and if you want compensation and blah blah blah. You tell them, yes I demand compensation because your product injured me and all that

5) About a week after that follow up, you’re going to receive a packet in the mail. This packet is going to be about 5 pages and include a prepaid envelope. You fill out everything that it asks for, and you include your “bills”
5b) This is where your photoshop skills come into play - you make the best fake medical bills that you can, just like you were in high school again. Do your research. Make sure it looks accurate. —And make sure you say “this is an original guide by Thompiss/God and I stole this from playerup”

6) You mail them back to Duracell with their envelope

7) About a week after that you’re going to get a phone call saying that your claim has been reviewed and approved and there’s going to be a check in the mail

8) Enjoy, spend your money on whatever you want. Just make sure you thank me