Troll Warlord responses Troll Warlord. Ja'rakal! All hail the Lord of Trolls. The strong shall eat the weak. All will bleed. My hate shall burn you down. [edit] Beginning the Battle The bell tolls for the lord of trolls. [edit] Drawing First Blood First blood, last word. On to my next victim. Nyaheh heh, first blood, last word, I got it all. [edit] Moving Heahuh. Yes. Yes. To the massacre. Aghast. There are no innocents. These blades are too dry. My steel shall drink. I hear sniveling. No agony enough. Faster, faster. My axes thirst. Trolling for victims. Don't cross my path. They'll rue the day. [edit] Attacking Attack! Attack! Fools. Maddening. Deadly. You deserve it. Hate warms me. My steel gorges. Blood spurts! Gutteral spray! Murderous. Die faster. I peel back your uglies. Please do feed the trolls. Here's axe in your eye. [edit] Casting a Spell Your future is short. I will see your insides. I'm coming for you. [edit] Casting Battle Trance Battle trance! I call battle trance. You're my trolls now. I bring out the troll in everyone. Go crazy! Have at them. [edit] Casting Berserker Rage Bizzzerk! Beserker! Feed my blade. Going berserk! [edit] Casting Fervor I'm fervent all right! Pain is gain. Fervor rising. That's it. Come at me. More like it. [edit] Casting Whirling Axes Whirling. Axes fly. Blades fly! Give em a whirl. Axes of evil. [edit] Failing to Kill a Hero No. Next time. Maeh. I'm going home. [edit] Gaining a Level They'll do what I tell them or regret it. A nasty business just got nastier. Yes, yes, hahahahah. Steeped in hatred! You thought I was bad before? The ultimate in trolling! No last wishes, no second thoughts. Remorse? What was that again? Hehehahah. [edit] Killing a Hero Death is my way of life. Killing you was the least I could do. Come back and die again. I'll be here when you get back. Death brings an end to pain, unfortunately. You were a casualty of war. What's war-torn can't be mended. Pay attention when I kill you. Why do I enjoy this so much. I'll pry your eyes from your skull. You been trolled. Fortune favors the trolled. Ehaheh heh hah hah heha. Heh he heh hah heh. Hah hah hah heh heh hah heh. Trollollollolloed. Problem. You mad, bro? [edit] Killing a Rival Even stone can't turn my blades. Your life is trunk-cated, heh hah he hah. Your flesh corrupted. There's no thread of yours I can't snarl up. Whatever form you take, I'll dominate it. I'll kill you again, and again, and again. Not so dazzlilng in death. No suffering is enough for you. Bow before your warlord. The trolls from the hills are barely trolls at all. Hill trolls are the weakest of our kind. I hear your keening cry. Your mind was not so keen as my blades. Ride your ogre to hell, small-keen. Ogre, you had a growth on your neck. I cut it off. I knocked that chip off your shoulder. I suffer you special, Sniper. You keen folk cower behind your gadgets. Your contraption becomes your coffin. Your clock stops. You were strong for a keen, but that's not saying much. Not so cheerful now, are you? Do you know what I hate? You! You remind me of me. I hate you most of all! An axe for an an axe. It's not the size of the axe that matters, it's how you swing it. Enjoy your ban. [edit] Meeting an Ally I need no allies. I kill my enemies first, my allies next. Let's kill these fools before we start in on each other. I'll get to you later. Would that I could fight alone. I'd be better off fighting alone. Don't get in my way. You've got to be kidding. Why are my allies so weak and pathetic. I can see I'll have to carry us to victory. Try not to feed. Just try not to feed. [edit] Last Hitting Gold for my armor. My war chest grows. All's fair in war. Pay the troll. Gold for steel. Death is too good. Down you gol. You've been trolled. Go on, feed me. [edit] Dying No. No. You'll suffer in kind. Turn about, ain't fair. This can't be happening. My hate will bring me back. You got lucky that time. Hell has no room for my kind. A nasty bit of work. My bad. The last bell tolls. I ain't going nowhere. The last bell trolls. This is all their fault. Fuuuuuo... Forever alone. But a troll cannot die… [edit] Respawning Quickly Trolls always get the last word. [edit] Respawning No more playing nice, just in case you thought I was. I knew I'd be back. You can't have a war without a warlord! The past is death, the present is death, the future, yeah, more death! Fighting a troll only makes him grow stronger. No more mister nice guy, and believe me, that's what I was. This war will end when everybody's dead. The warlord returns. I live to fight. Being dead only makes me angrier. [edit] Rare I suffer the innocents and guilty alike. There are no innocents. The strong eat the weak, and I eat the strong. And they said I'd never survive outside my mother's den. And they said I'd never survive outside my mother's den. [edit] Purchasing an Item I'd rather strip this from a corpse. I'll kill you later, Keeper. Keep on smiling, Keeper, it won't last. [edit] Purchasing Aghanim's Scepter Ah, scepter. I'll cave in their skulls with this. [edit] Purchasing Blink Dagger Blink dagger. The better to carve out their living hearts. [edit] Purchasing a Specific Item Black King Bar. Mask of madness? Seriously? Monkey King Troll. Satanic. Butterfly. Assault Cuirass. Mask of death? Are you kidding me? [edit] Denying Denied. Denied. Denied. Uh-uh. No, no. Not. I don't think so. Too bad. Unfortunate. That felt good. Hehehah heh hah. Hah heh hah hah hah. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. [edit] Calling a Missing Hero Missing top. Missing middle. Missing bottom. [edit] Bottling a Rune Bottled. Like my hate. I like to bottle it up unitl it explodes. Saved for later, to serve it up cold. [edit] Taking Aegis of the Immortal Immortality. The best trolls never die. [edit] Activating Haste Haste. Ah, the red rune runs. [edit] Activating Double Damage Double damage. The crackle rune. [edit] Activating Regeneration Regeneration! Green like my envy. [edit] Activating Illusion Illusion. More of me to hate. [edit] Activating Invisibility Invisibility. Anonymity, the friend to every troll. Sweet anonymity. [edit] Attempting to Use an Ability on Cooldown Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I will kill you. Do that again, and I will kill you. I will killy you. Do that again, and I will kill you. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Now I'm ready, to stab you. It's not time yet. It's not time yet. It's not time yet. It is time to gut you. [edit] Attempting to Use an Ability without Mana Out of mana. Out of mana. Out of mana. No mana. No mana. No mana. Not enough mana. Not enough mana. Not enough mana. [edit] Thanking It's about time. Took you long enough. I'm still going to kill you later. Next time, be quicker about it. No, I do not do a high five. [edit] Coming Under Attack Nah, I'm under attack! Why aren't you helping me! Get off your love you and help me! Get away from me. [edit] Being Mad Oh, come on! Ah, come on. I'm not even sure why I'm so mad. I'm not even sure why I'm so mad. Why am I angry for no reason? Sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Why doesn't anybody like me? [edit] Talking to the Shopkeeper Shut up, Keeper. If I wanted your opinion, I wouldn't be me. You die last, shopkeeper. You die last, shopkeeper. I'll kill you later, shopkeeper. Keep on smiling, shopkeeper. It won't last. Shut up, shopkeeper. I'll kill you later, shopkeeper. Keep on smiling, shopkeeper. It won't last. Shut up, shopkeeper. Where's the complaint department? I'd like to fill out an application. Where's the complaint department? [edit] Taunting All you trolls pay attention when I tell you, this one is in the bag. [edit] Crummy Wizard Erghm, crummy wizard. [edit] Shitty Wizard Shitty wizard. [edit] Losing No. Defeated. It was everyone else's fault. If I had a decent team, this never would have happened. With this team, I didn't have a chance! Why do I always get the worst teams? I knew I should have gone to bed instead. We only lost because my whole team are noobs! Don't look at me. I did everything right. [edit] Winning Yes! Victory! I carried us to victory! Even with this team, I managed to win. [edit] Pain Deh! Dueh. Gnaae. Gnarg. Agh. Blegh. Blegh. Heghl. [edit] Anger Heergh. Liarhg. Arh kill you all. I can't get any good help. I'll kill you all. Heah why I'll drgh. Kedgin. I shwoen begin… Neheh. Argh. Nagh. Dah! [edit] Happiness Heeeah. Aghhh. Ahhhh. [edit] Laughter Yeahhh. Yeheheheheh. He heh hah heh heheheh. Hahahahahah. Yaaahahahaahhah. Hehehheheh. Heheheh. [edit] Finding a Common Cosmetic Item What the hell is this? [edit] Finding a Medium Cosmetic Item Wait, who's giving me presents? [edit] Finding a Rare Cosmetic Item Oh, I deserve this for being so nice.
